Beyond Meat COO eats Human Flesh

Tue Sep 20 2022 at 1:13 PM

In a fantastic twist of irony, the COO of Beyond Meat was arrested Saturday night for allegedly biting a man’s nose after an Arkansas football game.

That’s right, COO, Doug Ramsey bit a mans face.  I’m not sure where that falls in the vegan spectrum, but it seems to be on the list of no-no’s.

Ramsey allegedly jumped out of his car and punched the back window of another.  The driver then got out and punched Ramsey.  Then Ramsey did his best Mike Tyson and bit his attacker.

I hope everyone is ok in the incident. But the irony is not lost on me.

Beyond Meat, human flesh.  New slogan?

Washington County Sheriff’s Office

Just for fun here is a video of Mike Tyson biting off an ear.